November 02, 2006


Some people have got waaay better jokes than John Kerry. Like Right Thoughts' interview with "John Kerry's Intentions":

Kerryís intentions: Jim...Jimbo. Jimmykins. Jimka. Listen. Itís simple. John is smarter than you. He knows that you little people canít afford food, and youíre too stupid to become lawyers and marry rich widows. Therefore, most of you end up at one point or another either becoming volunteers for his campaign or you become horrible, murdering rapists reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan...i.e. you join the military.

JimK: But wait a minute. Thatís just reinforcing the notion that the statement was slanderous against the military in the first place! I donít get it. What are you trying to say here?

Kerryís intentions: Jim-bo-lah. Jim-o-rama. Jimmy crack corn...I know this is upper-level material here, but try to stay with me. Senator Kerry despises the little people, so he made a joke about Bush that wasnít about Bush, wasnít true, contained factual truths and wasnít a joke, because he care about you, the common man. You see?

JimK: No. No I do not see. In fact, everything you said contradicts everything else you said.

Kerryís intentions: Well, I was against this interview before I was for it, so there you have it.

Heh. Read the whole thing. JimK's got mad jokes.

Posted by Sarah at November 2, 2006 02:08 PM | TrackBack

Okay, you guys have become obsessed with an off-the-cuff remark by John Kerry which isn't going to change anybody's minds about voting, right or left.

Posted by: Will at November 2, 2006 04:35 PM

Lighten up, Will.

Posted by: Sarah at November 2, 2006 07:52 PM

Actually, I was just reading about evangelical leader Ted Haggard, and that did make me chuckle to myself... oh evangelicals.... when will you guys get a break?...

Posted by: Will at November 3, 2006 03:19 PM

Regardless of Kerry's intentions, it would have to go some to compare with Bush saying that in the history books all the death and destruction in Iraq (including American troops killed) will be "just a comma".

Posted by: Realist at November 4, 2006 10:33 PM