Apparently Ace had haikus yesterday. My favorites:
Trust in Obama
All your worries gone forever
Bush goes to jail now
-----DrewM
unicorns for all!
I want one with wings on it!
pay up, you assholes.
-----jdub
Mr. President
My mortgage is due the first
Just an FYI
-----Guvnah
HAHAH! Even I'm laughing. Unicorns.. *snicker*
Posted by: Sara at January 21, 2009 05:08 PMThe eOn will be pOetic. I'm going to apply for a government grant so I can write the IliOd (sic) at your expense! Long live Matthew Lesko! バラク萬歲!
Posted by: Amritas at January 21, 2009 05:21 PMI wrote a translation haiku for that "benediction". I tried posting it before, but mu.nu did not approve of my tone, I think.
So, here it is:
What I meant to say
Is that all white people suck.
give me your money.
LOL, AFW! I was with him for the first minute or so, but had to disengage when the "prayer" turned into a political sermon and then a stand-up routine...
Posted by: kannie at January 22, 2009 02:04 PMAFW,
Thank you for sharing our masterpiece with us.
The Children™ don't need Finn and Finch anymore. They need your seventeen syllables. So give them to us. We will include it in our new govschool literature textbook with appropriate credit, of course. We can't admit that such insight came from someone associated with the military. It's not fair that some are better poets than others.