August 01, 2008

GO GATHER YOUR NUTS, YOU NAGGING GRASSHOPPER

Went back to the eye doctor. I am stuck where I'm at for now; we can't do another Lasik correction until we're certain that this is where my eyes have leveled off, so I have to wait a month and see. Also, I have blocked tear ducts so, to quote the doctor, they should be oozing Wesson oil and instead are blocked with Crisco. Gross. He was doing everything he could to unblock them and make me cry, including digging his fingernail into the base of my eye until I saw stars. It made me giggle on the inside because I felt like Fry on "My Three Suns," when they have to make him cry the emperor out. Good thing the doctor didn't start beating me up or telling me my husband was murdered in a juicer. Heh.

Posted by Sarah at August 1, 2008 09:36 AM | TrackBack
Comments

It's like the doctor doesn't know you at all. He should have told you that he snuck into your house while you were visiting people last month and set your thermostat at 68 for the whole time.

That might have got you crying. :)

Posted by: airforcewife at August 1, 2008 09:42 AM

Bwahahahahaha!!!
Or told me he set my yarn on fire.

Posted by: Sarah at August 1, 2008 09:51 AM

OMGoodness - I am so sorry to hear that your eyes (officially) weren't so thrilled with the first round of Lasik... I hope they either get magically better, or level off and happily accept the next correction! You're *still* in our thoughts & prayers! :-)

Posted by: kannie at August 1, 2008 11:51 AM

My suggestion - He should've told you he ripped out 10 or 20 rows of that wedding afghan. :-p

Posted by: loquita at August 1, 2008 12:27 PM

Loqi -- HA! You guys are coming up with good ones!

Posted by: Sarah at August 1, 2008 12:35 PM