January 20, 2008
A REAL CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE ON THE MALL
Husband, let's try to take a picture of ourselves with the Washington Monument in the background.
Oh, hmm, I have really bad hat hair and you are not smiling at all. OK, um, let's try another one.
Well, that's better, but can we try to take one where the Washington Monument isn't sticking out of the top of my head?
Eh, still sticking out of my head.
Um, no, honey...like can you angle it so that the monument is over to the side of us?
Can't you just be satisfied with that one, Sarah?
No, honey, now you're angling the camera the wrong direction.
Woman, I am going to choke you.
That's perfect! That's exactly what I want. But, um, you look like you'd rather be single. Can we do that exact same thing again, but this time with you smiling?
Derp!
DERP!
OK, I am going to pee my pants! Just do it right!
Woman, I am going to kill you.
HAHAHAHA! No, that's totally wrong! Now it's coming out of your head! And I have a flag coming out of mine!
You are the worst picture taker ever!
Well, why don't you do it, woman?
My arm isn't long enough to hold the camera. Come on, do it again.
Grrrrrrr.....
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Great angle, except, um, you chopped the top of the...
Aw, screw it.
This is so going on the blog.
Posted by Sarah at January 20, 2008 07:40 PM | TrackBackLOL You guys sound like Hubby and I. All the pictures are cute, even with things sticking out of your head.
Posted by: Reasa at January 20, 2008 09:36 PMOMG! This is the best laugh I've had all year. Great pics!!!
Posted by: Mare at January 20, 2008 09:44 PMBWAAHHH...hilarious to be sure...
also I must add that the new hairdo, looks very sophisticated. Seriously, you look like a woman about town.
learned to knit socks in a sitting.
thanks a lot AFW, for showing me up, before I start.
Where do I find a remedial knitting class?
Posted by: awtm at January 20, 2008 09:51 PMHilarious!!
Posted by: FbL at January 21, 2008 02:01 AMROFLMAO
Posted by: Ted at January 21, 2008 09:46 AMScout woke me up this morning and said, "You have to see Sarah's blog. It is hilarious."
And I laughed so hard I snorted.
Posted by: Erin at January 21, 2008 10:05 AMYou make me laugh out loud...hee-hee!
I'm so glad I swallowed my coffee before reading this!
Posted by: Guard Wife at January 21, 2008 10:14 AMOh my lord, that is hilarious...
Posted by: CaliValleyGirl at January 21, 2008 10:39 AMR is the man.
Posted by: Badger 6 at January 21, 2008 12:23 PMI so needed a good laugh today...You even caused tears of joy, it was so funny.
Now I know what D and I sound like to other people...
Posted by: Vonn at January 21, 2008 06:56 PMThat was so awesome! I am scared to make a comment, but absolutely couldn't resist! You are so funny!!!
Posted by: Only 19.95 at January 21, 2008 11:40 PMOK - now you made me laugh so hard that *I* have to pee! Those are too darn funny ;-)
Posted by: Barb at January 22, 2008 12:50 AMLOL!
Posted by: Kasey at January 22, 2008 09:19 AMOW,OW,OW!! I laughed so hard that I had tears in
my eyes,so I rubbed them and made it worse..it's
stinging..
"Woman I am going to kill you"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO.... Sarah, that is TOO funny. I tried the same thing in May when I was at the Milblog Conference- with similar "stuff sticking out of my head" pictures. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Posted by: AFSister at January 25, 2008 06:57 PM