September 27, 2007

THE BEACH

Why do I hate the beach, you ask. Well, it combines three things I hate independently: water, sand, and sun. I like to look at the beach, and an hour there would be nice, but after several hours I was ready to get the heck out. I'd rather spend time in a salvage yard. And I just really hate the feeling of baking in the sun. You could put a chicken breast in the oven at 100 degrees, and in a couple of hours it'd be cooked. That's what you're doing to your skin, people! The thought of it entirely creeps me out; I feel myself baking like a chicken in the oven. Gives me the willies.

Posted by Sarah at September 27, 2007 11:09 AM | TrackBack
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People, I have got pictures of Sarah (looking slightly uncomfortable) at the beach knitting in the shade...will sell to highest bidder.

Posted by: CaliValleyGirl at September 27, 2007 11:57 AM

I have to agree wholeheartedly with you about the beach. Not my favorite either. My children mocked me for knitting in the shade while at the beach this summer.

Posted by: gatorgirl at September 27, 2007 01:44 PM

Sarah....knitting...in the shade...at the beach....blasphemy!

I don't do the whole cooking myself in the sun...although I love the beach, love the water and love the sun...I love it though, with an SPF ranging from 30-50 during the time I'm out there, my kids too...but I grew up living on the beach...so whole different life for me...

I also love the snow...so I'm an either or gal...but I love the change of seasons...so not sure I could live forever in either climate!

still having a hard time with the knitting thing though....I don't think I ever saw anyone knitting on the beach, now I saw some strange things in Mallorja on the beach but that consisted of a really old guy with old um.....anatomy....you should go...it was comical....I kept my bathing suit on...

Posted by: A Soldier's Wife at September 27, 2007 02:59 PM

Not a beach fan either. It is pretty, but after two near drowning incidents, the only water I really like is in the bath tub.

Posted by: Kasey at October 3, 2007 06:12 PM