BlameBush rallies the voters today:
Today, Americans all across the country, living and dead, will exercise their right and responsibility to vote Democrat. Of all the rights granted to us in the Constitution, the Right to Vote Democrat is one of our most sacred, second only to the Right to Choose. So it is vital that no matter how many times we vote today, we do so with the same courage and conviction we put into having abortions.
Read the whole danged thing.
(And for those who've never been to that site: Psst, it's a joke.)
By the way, this one is good too:
Posted by Sarah at November 7, 2006 04:10 PM | TrackBackThrice wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam, Sen. John Kerry would never dream of insulting the intelligence of our babykilling, genital-shocking, cattle razing, women-and-children-terrorizing troops. If they had any brains, they’d know that.
Why is it that when liberals like Colbert do satire, it's really funny, but when conservatives try to do it it's kind of scary? I don't know.
Anyway, good luck today. May the best party be spared the burden of ruling.
Posted by: Will at November 7, 2006 05:14 PM