November 02, 2006

NONBOTCHED JOKES

Some people have got waaay better jokes than John Kerry. Like Right Thoughts' interview with "John Kerry's Intentions":

Kerry’s intentions: Jim...Jimbo. Jimmykins. Jimka. Listen. It’s simple. John is smarter than you. He knows that you little people can’t afford food, and you’re too stupid to become lawyers and marry rich widows. Therefore, most of you end up at one point or another either becoming volunteers for his campaign or you become horrible, murdering rapists reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan...i.e. you join the military.

JimK: But wait a minute. That’s just reinforcing the notion that the statement was slanderous against the military in the first place! I don’t get it. What are you trying to say here?

Kerry’s intentions: Jim-bo-lah. Jim-o-rama. Jimmy crack corn...I know this is upper-level material here, but try to stay with me. Senator Kerry despises the little people, so he made a joke about Bush that wasn’t about Bush, wasn’t true, contained factual truths and wasn’t a joke, because he care about you, the common man. You see?

JimK: No. No I do not see. In fact, everything you said contradicts everything else you said.

Kerry’s intentions: Well, I was against this interview before I was for it, so there you have it.

Heh. Read the whole thing. JimK's got mad jokes.

Posted by Sarah at November 2, 2006 02:08 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Okay, you guys have become obsessed with an off-the-cuff remark by John Kerry which isn't going to change anybody's minds about voting, right or left.

Posted by: Will at November 2, 2006 04:35 PM

Lighten up, Will.

Posted by: Sarah at November 2, 2006 07:52 PM

Actually, I was just reading about evangelical leader Ted Haggard, and that did make me chuckle to myself... oh evangelicals.... when will you guys get a break?...

Posted by: Will at November 3, 2006 03:19 PM

Regardless of Kerry's intentions, it would have to go some to compare with Bush saying that in the history books all the death and destruction in Iraq (including American troops killed) will be "just a comma".

Posted by: Realist at November 4, 2006 10:33 PM