November 20, 2005

HEH

I laughed into my pancakes this morning when my husband told me Johnny Depp is disillusioned with France:

DEPP: 'I CAN'T STAY IN RIOT-RAVAGED FRANCE'

Hollywood star Johnny Depp is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he's considering abandoning his home in the country.

The FINDING NEVERLAND heart-throb moved to Europe when life in Los Angeles became too violent.

He has since divided time between the two continents - but he fears France will be scarred permanently by the current troubles.

He says, "It's insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike.

"I went there (to France) to live because it seemed so simple.

"Now it's anything but. I don't know how they'll recover from this."

Hahahahahahaha. Newsflash: life isn't "simple" anywhere.

Posted by Sarah at November 20, 2005 10:24 AM | TrackBack
Comments

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I have a red spot on my trou from where my ass is bleeding for the poor sap.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 20, 2005 04:00 PM

Wasn't he one of them hollywood types that left the U.S. because we elected Bush and were going to hell in a hand basket? Wonder where he'll go next?

Posted by: Sgt Hook at November 20, 2005 05:18 PM

Irony is so fun, particularly in the morning, eh?

Maybe he can team up with Gwyneth and Madonna to find an alternative to England and France. Perhaps Antarctica? Pretty sure there is very little terrorism there.

Posted by: JCK at November 20, 2005 06:36 PM

Sgt Hook:

IIRC, it was less towards the President and more towards America in general. Something about us being like a big dumb puppy or similar.

So we're like Charlie, I guess. ;)

Posted by: Patrick Chester at November 21, 2005 06:18 AM