April 07, 2005


Dear Deskmerc,

I know, I know. I'm sorry I haven't been around much. I now have a job where I can't blog. Hell, I can't even stop talking for more than 10 seconds before the whole room erupts into roars and highlighter fights. And I don't get paid for a second after 1500, so I try to get everything done during lunch and my planning period so I don't have to take anything home. Because when I get home, I tear my husband away from his GMAT studies to just sit on the sofa and, well, sit. That's all I want to do. And we get in bed at 2100. The days are flying by, and I find myself further and further from the computer. Dang, Mitch Hedberg died a week ago and I just found out. I'm out of touch, what can I say. The only thing I really have to blog about is something that happened at school, something big, but it's really too sensitive to blog about. I wish I could though. God help the state of our public schools.

So I haven't been around. But I still think of you guys all the time. And instead of missing me, go ahead and read Notes from the Olive Garden again: even after the tenth reading, it's still better than anything I could say.

Talk to you soon,

Posted by Sarah at April 7, 2005 01:13 PM

Its not a matter of missing you or anything. Its the CRAVINGS. However, here's an update for you on what's been happening in the world:

Pope's dead. Jimmy Carter didn't get invited to the wake, he was told rabbits would be present.

Saddam Hussein cries like a little girl with a skinned knee every night now, a Kurd got elected to Iraqi high office.

Strykers don't have air conditioning.

Burger King now has the Maximum Arterosclerosis Omlet Meal at over 70g of fat. Mmmm!

Old air bags are more dangerous than new air bags, film at 11.

There is "lime Coke" now, for some reason.

I managed to buy all the Invader ZiM DVDs.

You still look cute poking your head out the TC hatch.

Posted by: Deskmerc at April 7, 2005 03:39 PM