December 16, 2004

HEH

Another joke:

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:

Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a second chance.
Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

The poor:
Democrats: Give them some food.
Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

Endangered species:
Democrats: Give them protection.
Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

Dictators:
Democrats: Give them a way out.
Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

The uninsured:
Democrats: Give them health care.
Republicans: Give them the swift sword of death.

THE COST:
Democrats: $9,000,000,000,000,000,000
Republicans: $29.95 (cost of one sword)

Heh.

Posted by Sarah at December 16, 2004 09:29 AM
Comments

Simple and straight-forward... I like it :-)

Posted by: Barb at December 16, 2004 07:12 PM

Unborn babies:

Republicans: Protect them.
Democrats: Give them the swift sword of death.

Posted by: Mark at December 17, 2004 02:44 AM

Mark:

Intolerant Extremists: Lionize him.
Responsible Realists: Give him the swift sword of death.

Posted by: Spoonfed at December 19, 2004 09:17 PM