December 15, 2004

HEH

And because we all could use a laugh, here's a joke from Oda Mae:

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a commercial airline flight. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was promptly placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know that was a choice."

Posted by Sarah at December 15, 2004 02:47 PM
Comments

Hilarious!! This is one I would just love to tell in the Sunday School class; unfortunately, they might not see the humor in it. Ha!! ;-)

Jim

Posted by: Jim Shawley at December 15, 2004 03:38 PM

That was pricless.

Posted by: Cerberus at December 15, 2004 03:40 PM

Sorry - that was pricEless.

Posted by: Cerberus at December 15, 2004 03:41 PM

No sweat. My son is a Marine, so I understand the lack of an occasional E.

Posted by: Mike at December 15, 2004 06:26 PM

Brother is a Marine, father is a Baptist minister. Both are getting to hear this story come Christmas.

Posted by: Will at December 16, 2004 12:28 AM

very good

Posted by: mrgimby2u at December 24, 2004 04:38 PM